The Time is Near!
After weeks of planing and modification and finagling...and then taking a new direction, modifying the plan again (you get the point) we are FINALLY getting close to the finish line! The Shelvin Shop would like to introduce...*drum-roll please*...SIPS & SARCASM Gourmet Coffee!! If you can't tell, I'm SUPER excite to introduce this brand new coffee line! We already have the merchandise in place and ready for your to order. But we are now (as of today 12-14-17) excepting pre-orders for 31 different flavors (coincidence only...I swear) of coffee! These will NOT be available in time for Christmas unfortunately. Just want to put that caveat out there.
These coffees are made of 100% Arabica bean coffee roasted with the perfect blends of delectable flavorings to make your mouth water at the first whiff of the brew! The flavors that we are taking pre-orders for are as follows:
Maple Syrup & Bacon
Braeburn Bon Bon
Pre-orders are for 1 lbs. bags only. And there's some funky requirements that goes on with shipping. So to get you the BEST PRICE POSSIBLE, there are discount codes for EACH order type up to 20 bags of coffee!! If you order 20 bags, your price is as low as $12.35 per pound! That is AMAZING for gourmet style coffee! You can get specific details here: Sips & Sarcasm Pre-Orders
If you are interested in receiving a FREE SAMPLE of Sips & Sarcasm Coffee, be sure to contact us as firstname.lastname@example.org. We will arrange to ship you a free sample of our flavored gourmet coffee in return for an honest review. THAT'S IT!
Also, if you're a coffee shop, we have special pricing for your store whether it's to brew daily for your customers or to line your shelves with specialty coffee for purchase! We have a program for you!
Because coffee is always best when shared with friends, please be sure to share this information with any and all friends you can!
Until Next Time
The Shelvin Shop